Mustache Watch: A Scowling Henry Blanco

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Mustache Watch continues today thanks to the suddenly helpful Jeff Sullivan of Lookout Landing (and also, it should be noted, of SBN’s Hot Corner, where yours truly has submitted some of what I’ll call trademark wisdom).

In this edition of the Watch we encounter a still of Henry Blanco from yesterday’s Diamondbacks-Cubs game. Blanco’s case is a curious one: as the attentive reader will note, his (i.e. Blanco’s) facial hair has forced his mouth into a perpetual scowl. I’ve never seen this personally, but a friend of mine had an uncle with a similar condition.

It goes without saying: the only known remedy is grotesque, inhumane.




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