Mustache Watch: Joba Chamberlain

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Do not stare at Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. And do not, no matter what you do, look directly into the eyes of Mr. Chamberlain, for he can see deep inside your soul. I did, and I’ll never be the same.

Frankly, I’m not sure where the hell you should look.

Image credit: Elsa/Getty Images. Elsa will never be the same, either.

H/T: The one, the only: @MikeAxisa.




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Navin Vaswani is a replacement-level writer. Follow him on Twitter.


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cnote66
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cnote66
3 years 6 months ago

Thought the New York Yankee’s did not allow facial hair, or is that my dad’s Yankee’s?

Ryan
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Ryan
3 years 6 months ago

The Yankees only allow mustaches and sideburns.

A Different Ryan
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A Different Ryan
3 years 6 months ago

What’s their stance on pubic hair?

Shawn
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Shawn
3 years 6 months ago

Not a fan. Except for Eric Chavez of course (when he was still on the Yankees).

Damaso's Burnt Shirt
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Damaso's Burnt Shirt
3 years 6 months ago

Travis Snider’s creepy ‘stache from 2011 sez “hi.”

Greg
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3 years 6 months ago

The lip hair is too sparse but there is one habit that worries me about this nice young man. Before he pitches he takes an energy enhancing drink. Perfectly legal but it may cause a power type pitcher to OVER THROW. He has already wasted time attempting to be a starter as much an error for the Yankees as jobs. For an over weight male this can cause serious heart issues as well as decision making. Caffeine can be more of a problem than a help. I’d like to see him on the stationary bike. Whatever he decides he can be a gossage type Intimidator. GOOD LUCK JOBA

Vinnie The Gooch
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3 years 6 months ago

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I would like to point out I have been testing out new mustache-prediction software to see which players it would help (see above). This does not help mustaches, baseball, or faces in general.

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nu buford when
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nu buford when
3 years 6 months ago

Joba, Vaswanu and Trebek should all eat a d¡©k

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