Do not stare at Joba Chamberlain’s mustache. And do not, no matter what you do, look directly into the eyes of Mr. Chamberlain, for he can see deep inside your soul. I did, and I’ll never be the same.
Frankly, I’m not sure where the hell you should look.
Image credit: Elsa/Getty Images. Elsa will never be the same, either.
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