Mustache Watch: Kevin Youkilis, American Constable
The reader will likely know that Kevin Youkilis was recently placed on — and has, even more recently, returned from — paternity leave by the Chicago White Sox. What our Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has learned in the meantime, however, is that Youkilis’ absence was not designed to facilitate his presence at the birth of his first human child. Rather, it allowed him time to sire, bear, and deliver the mustache (pictured above) favored by constables of all seven continents and probably space, too.
Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
Bee-autiful. That mustache would have filled Wyatt Earp so full of lead at the OK Corral, if it had only been alive at the time.
all the white sox are sporting stache’s to honor their bench coach kevin hickey that passed earlier this season
you should see chris sale’s attempt – 23 years in the making
all the white sox are sporting staches to honor their bench coach kevin hickey that passed earlier this season
you should see chris sale’s attempt – 23 years in the making
Bears!
lavarnway on the watch