Mustache Watch: The Author

Perhaps it is because I’ll turn 40 this week. Perhaps it is because Carson and I recently discussed Rob Wilfong. Perhaps it is because it is the offseason, and one does what one must in order to abide it. Or perhaps it is because I live close enough to Wisconsin that occasionally the Dairy State’s aesthetic courses through me unannounced and untrammeled. Whatever the reasons, the author chose to costume himself in an actual, real-live mustache for a period of roughly 24 hours. If not for his wife’s plenary powers over such affairs, he might still have it. Still and yet, for a time — for a fugitive, halcyon time — we were kings, you and I …

This is the offseason, and I grew a mustache.

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  1. Pikachu says:

    How glorious

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  2. Todd says:

    Peter Griffin nods

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  3. nubillybaroo says:


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  4. bowie says:

    that is one sketchy looking photo. looks like you are about to do something illegal.

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  5. ettin says:

    This is a picture you should have just kept stached away….

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  6. Mr. Observant says:

    Now I’m not gay or anything, but there are times when two men get trapped in the forest and need hold each other closely for warmth and mutual support. With that manly lip beard be assured I hope you at the man holding me in a totally non-sexual, platonic, heat-retaining hug, Dayn.

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  7. Erik Hahmann says:

    I’m terrified

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  8. Good Lord, Dayn. There are children about.

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