My New Favorite Player

Sonny Gray, Oakland A’s prospect.




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Kyle
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4 years 4 months ago

Oscar Meyer weiners.

ettin
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ettin
4 years 4 months ago

“I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner, so Sonny Gray could send a tweet out about me!”

TheGrandslamwich
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TheGrandslamwich
4 years 4 months ago

He lost me at “root”.

dockmarm
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dockmarm
4 years 4 months ago

@SonnyGray2: where ellipses and periods have half-breed punctuation babies.

Yirmiyahu
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4 years 4 months ago

It’s definitely an ellipsis, he just spells it wrong.

Adam W
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Adam W
4 years 4 months ago

Perhaps he’s just a fan of “Peanuts”

Erik Archer
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4 years 4 months ago

This guy gets it.

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