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Nefarious Mad-Lib Opportunity: Cubs Giveaway Tweet

Posted By Carson Cistulli On July 27, 2012 @ 4:32 pm In Tweet! | 18 Comments

The Cubs have given something away. What they’ve actually given away is of little consequence to the present author and, I’m guessing, the present reader.

No, our concern is for what the Cubs could have — or should have — given away. Like a black-market kidney, perhaps. Or a baby prostitute, maybe. Or, as Dayn Perry will have suggested on his next podcast appearance (available later Friday, maybe, or Saturday), the withered remains of Colonel Sanders.

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