New! Juan Pierre App for iPhone Lets You Filter Juan Pierre Through the Cultural Filter of Your Choice!

A new app, exclusively for iPhone and available for $4.99, allows you to filter any image of Juan Pierre through a variety of cultural filters. A few examples for your enjoyment:

The Dance Craze Filter:


Uh-huh, uhn!

 
The Big Game Hunter Filter:


Shhhhhh!

 
The Googly-Eye Children’s Mascot Filter:


In which a scrappy fire hydrant in baggy jodhpurs steals a base!

 
The Borderline Culturally Insensitive Filter:


No comment.

 
The Filter of Most Sensual Seduction:


Baby, your skin is the color of a fine single malt scotch, and I do want to drink you slowly.



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Resolution
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Resolution

Don’t forget the ‘Matt Kemp Filter’!!

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Derek
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Derek

Wow. (on that Cubs bobblehead)

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YES

Kyle
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Lol no comment.

Cidron
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Cidron

I expect it to be fast, but not a hit, if its the Juan Pierre app.

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