New Year’s Resolution I Fear I Will Break

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I will not keep Justin Morneau on my Scoresheet fantasy team.

(I don’t have another first baseman. And Coors. And the obligatory “I am finally healthy this year” article that puts visions of Todd Helton in my head. Commenters, please talk me out of this.)




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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Resolution
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Resolution
2 years 7 months ago

Don’t break me please.

ettin
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ettin
2 years 7 months ago

Jeremy, what makes you think we know More neau than you?

Hymen
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Hymen
2 years 7 months ago

Don’t break me please.

Steve
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Steve
2 years 7 months ago

I would expect Hopeless Joe to have to decided whether to keep Morneau, but a real person? Maybe you should stop playing Scoresheet.

Kevin Towers
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Kevin Towers
2 years 7 months ago

I’d trade Goldy for him.

jcxy
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jcxy
2 years 7 months ago

Don’t be fatuous. We all know you wouldn’t do that.

He doesn’t have OF eligibility.

Back Mountain
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Back Mountain
2 years 7 months ago

Don’t break me please

Bad
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Bad
2 years 7 months ago

Break me one more time please.

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