NICK SWISHER WILL RETURN HOME;
YOU CANNOT STOP HIM SO DO NOT TRY
MUAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
DAMN THE RULES
IMA ROLL BACK HOME!!!!!!
Many thanks to Matt Wilson, who bestowed this GIF wordlessly upon the NotGraphs team. Perhaps he knew best? Perhaps no words can accompany this. This THING. This MAJESTY?
Bradley Woodrum (@BradleyWoodrum) writes about Chicago sports at Cubs Stats and about cats and economics at Homebody and Woman.

what is this?!?!!?!
If it’s not clearly the answer to everything, then you just simply didn’t know the questions.
it as if a veil is lifted from my eyes
Isn’t 42 the answer to everything?
Add their numbers together and divide by two.
I feel like something is blown, but I’m not sure what because my mind doesn’t seem to be working properly.
Ok, I’m confused.
This is a play looped in reverse, sorry to burst your bubble. It was the cause of much controversy in the GIF tournament: http://www.sbnation.com/2012/3/13/2867546/the-gif-bracket-no-5-successful-lackadaisical-somersault-vs-no-12
I’m sad to inform you that this .gif is played backwards, however it is still entertaining the shit out of me.
To those who don’t think I know this GIF is played backwards: I do know. It was expressly told me upon receiving the GIF.
DO THOSE SAME PEOPLE REALIZE THAT HAMLET WAS WRITTEN ON PAPER? THAT STAR WARS IS MERELY A CELLULOID REEL? SOMETIMES WE MUST LET THE STORY SPEAK TO US AND LET THE MEDIUM SIT QUIETLY QUAFFING A TANKARD LABELED ‘JOB WELL DONE, MF’ERS.’
More importantly, even if this .gif was played right way around it would still be pretty hilarious.
Y U BREAK WEBSITE FORMATTING BRADLEY
Did I break the formatting, or did IT break it?!
If IT broke it, y’all need to get a better IT department.
They see me rollin’
They hatin’
Patrollin’
And tryin. to catch me ridin. dirty.
It’s the same, but different each time. It also transcends time, speeding it up and slowing it down at will
Watching this with the tune ‘Sweet Georgia Brown’ in my head.
The best part is those two wrestlers didn’t spill that beer