Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Actual, Literal Brick Sh*thouse”
The nomination process, which involved sturdy building materials, sinew and poo, is complete. Now you may select from the 10 names that follow. The desperate question before us: Who, because he he could punch out a Sequoia, should be nicknamed “Actual, Literal Brick Shithouse”?
Thank you for exercising the franchise.
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Kruk can’t win! Dude’s not even 6 foot!
Agreed. Kruk is a warthog. Made of of bacon, not brick.
I cant believe Elijah Dukes didnt even make the cut!
Indeed!
Elijah already has a cool nickname. Haven’t you ever heard him referred to as, Elijah “The Elegant Anal Bead” Dukes?
Its turned into a battle of Shit v. Brick.
i’m going to shit a brick.
John Kruk is a great choice…but I can’t help but think there’s a better nickname out there that awaits him.
He’s got one: “The Big Eunuch”
Please, join me in my write in campaign.
Ron Kittle’s Mom deserves this honor bestowed upon her. Write in Ron Kittle’s Mom.
Fucking Kruk. I knew I shouldn’t have included him in the poll.
The Maximum Exchequer never would have let this slip through.
I know! Where is that loser?
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos
Brian Giless, its what I often call him. He wants to win via write-in.
Greg Luzinski, both for physical frame and to honor the effects of too much Bull’s Barbecue on the lower intestines.
Dave Kingman anyone? Had the build and the shitty attitude to match.
I think Kruk is more shithouse than all the other candidates combined
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Have people not seen Frank Thomas?