Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Colonel Sanders’s Drinking Buddy”

First, righteous gratitude to Dangerous Don Hammack for the championship photo edits seen above.

The nomination process, which was decidedly racist but included an open bar, is complete, and now you may select from the 10 fate-groped names to follow. Who among these men of finger-licking standing and breeding should be known forevermore as “Colonel Sanders’s Drinking Buddy”?

Citizens, let us vote like no one’s watching, even though several deputized sociopaths are indeed watching …


Thank you for exercising the franchise.




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Stinky Pete
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Stinky Pete
3 years 10 months ago

Pete Vuckovich. As my high school baseball coach said, “That guy could walk out of shower dirty.”

Stinky Pete
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Stinky Pete
3 years 10 months ago

And how do we know all of the “other” candidates?

Noah
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Noah
3 years 10 months ago

How is Rollie Fingers not here? HOW??.??.?

deadhead
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deadhead
3 years 10 months ago

Because Gorman Thomas and his mustache and smoke drank him under the table nightly. Anyone that’s ever seen Gorman in public could smell the stench of cheap whiskey, stale cigarettes and nasty poontang emanating from his facial hair.

Smooth
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Smooth
3 years 10 months ago

Any George Brett nickname should be something about pooping your pants, explosive-diarrhea style.

Jack
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Jack
3 years 10 months ago

How about Indoor Buttpee Catapult?

John Barleycorn
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John Barleycorn
3 years 10 months ago

Earl Weaver – The Earl of Baltimore
and his good drinking Buddy
Harland Sanders – The Kentucky Colonel

reillocity
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reillocity
3 years 10 months ago

That must be the Chick-Fil-A guy on the right.

Brazen Reader
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3 years 10 months ago

As far as baseball, non-player division, Justus Thorner, owner the Cincinnati Red Stockings, had his team exiled for 10 years from the league it founded for “selling malt or spirituous liquors on the league grounds.”

Or Kenesaw Mountain Landis b/c he looks exactly like Colonel Sanders.

gnomez
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gnomez
3 years 10 months ago

I nominate Steve Kline, only because Kline’s hat was never listed on any roster.

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