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Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Colonel Sanders’s Drinking Buddy”

First, righteous gratitude to Dangerous Don Hammack for the championship photo edits seen above.

The nomination process, which was decidedly racist but included an open bar, is complete, and now you may select from the 10 fate-groped names to follow. Who among these men of finger-licking standing and breeding should be known forevermore as “Colonel Sanders’s Drinking Buddy”?

Citizens, let us vote like no one’s watching, even though several deputized sociopaths are indeed watching …

Thank you for exercising the franchise.