Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “I Denouce This Man”

The nomination process, which involved furious denunciations and copious amounts of the dirty-dirty, is complete. Now you may select from the 10 names that follow. The desperate question before us: Who, because he is a rank maroon, should be nicknamed “I Denounce This Man”?


Thank you for exercising the franchise.



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Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

There’s something about Curt Schilling which makes him eminently more denounceable than even the likes of Elijah Dukes or Jose Canseco. Perhaps because, for me, Dukes and Canseco still induce some measure of genuine pity. I cannot think “the poor stupid bastard” about Curt Schilling. He wore his bastardy with pride.

Jason Kramer
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Jason Kramer

Of course John Rocker and Ty Cobb are despicable. There’s no need to publicly denounce them. Schilling, on the other hand, has a fraudulent air of respectability, necessitating the need to publicly denounce him. I denounce this man.

Jason Kramer
Guest
Jason Kramer

I denounce my use of the phrase “necessitating the need.”

Kyle
Member

Hear, hear.

martyn
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martyn

Dee Wallace-Stone was quite the looker in her day.

Cuban Pete
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Cuban Pete

Yes she was!

sporkless
Guest

Write in: Lenny Dykstra

Jim
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Jim

I was just wondering why Lenny Dykstra wasn’t on the list!

Also: Kevin Mitchell. He’s the only former MVP I know who decapitated a kitten and then threatened a former Cy Young winner while holding a twelve inch knife and a bleeding kitten head.

deadhead
Member
deadhead

I guess I’ll vote for Knoblauch since Gene Larkin isn’t on the ballot.

Mrs. Cistulli
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Mrs. Cistulli

Oh dear, Carson called home and said he was writing in Bobo Clemente’s name for the “I denounce this man” nickname. The shame he has brought the family name. He practices the dark arts, supports terror and rolls hobos for their cans of beans. The shame.

YHWH
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YHWH

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. The LORD of HOSTS read that posting – I AM knows what you did, Carson…you and that foul, uncircumcised member.

Erik Archer
Guest

Jeff Kent and you damn well know it.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

Jonah Keri! Jonah Keri! Jonah Keri! Who cares if he was never a former MLB player. That was never explicitly specified in the rules. He played baseball when he was a kid. Keri is a pretentious idiot who ‘discovered’ the Rays and writes obvious, insufferable dribble on Grantland. Also, as a Canadian, he’s a national embarrassment and a poutine-gobbling douchewad to his fellow Canucks, like me. Keri is an infected vaginal bloodclot and needs to be brought out to the pillory like the shameless whore of Babylon he has become.

nubillybaroo
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nubillybaroo

Ray Knight, you bastardly bastich!

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