Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Man vs. Bible”

The nomination process, which ran afoul of just about every directive found in Leviticus, is complete and now you may select from the 10 men to follow — men who have been painstakingly drawn and quartered by the forces of Heaven and Hell. Who among these men should be known forevermore as “Man vs. Bible”?

Thank you for exercising the franchise.

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10 Responses to “Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Man vs. Bible””

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  1. Oliver says:

    Josh Hamilton is too easy in light of his recent comments, huh?

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  2. Padman Jones says:

    Not having read the nominations post/comments, I am at an utter loss to explain why Luis Polonia is included … and/or why it felt so, so right to vote for him.

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  3. Spectacles of greatness says:

    I am very happy Darrell Porter was selected for the poll, although he is not being celebrated with abundant votes. Yet. Dude’s legendary. Man v. Bible: too much cocaine is so often the end.

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  4. Mrs. Cistulli says:

    I voted for Luis Polonia. He seems like a real gentleman and seems likely to show a gal a good time. I sent my son to live in Wisconsin just on the off chance that I should run into Luis whilst visiting.

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  5. Kyle says:

    Go, Carl Everett, go!

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  6. jcxy says:

    I voted for Carl Everett because he seemed to fit this nickname’s spirit of iconoclasm. For instance, much like Jebediah Springfield, I suspect Carl Everett quite capable of misinterpreting a passage from the bible, leaving Maryland, and starting a new community where people can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.

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  7. Colin says:


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  8. greg says:

    I feel like “Oscar” would be a great nickname

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