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Nickname Seeks Former Player: Vote on “Museum of Questionable Medical Devices”

The nomination process, which necessarily entailed the besoiling of things theretofore unsoiled, has climaxed, withdrawn, rolled over, and drifted off to sleep while reading a Buffalo Wild Wings delivery menu. Now all that is left is the voting.

Debauched functionaries have whittled down the list to a manageable 10, and from those 10 names you will choose one. That chosen one, because he was a super-tuffy and or scurrilous mountebank, shall forevermore be nicknamed “Museum of Questionable Medical Devices.”

Choose carefully, citizens, for those more important than you are watching …

Thank you for exercising the franchise.