Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Dionysus with Rabies”

The nominating ’tis done. The Presidium for Patriotic Arrangements has vetted and culled the list of nominees down to the 10 deemed most loyal to the Party. From these names you shall choose, and you shall do so with a reverence befitting your assigned caste. Vote carefully, citizens, for the nickname “Dionysus with Rabies” is at stake …

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6 Responses to “Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Dionysus with Rabies””

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  1. Mo Vaughn says:

    I love that R.A. Dickey is on this list

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  2. Resolution says:

    Let it be known that if Nyjer Morgan wins, I’ll still refer to him as Tony Plush.

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  3. B says:

    I am shocked and offended that Yadier Molina was not chosen. It’s not right. I thought this was America. Maybe you’re afraid he’ll win?

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  4. Toasty says:

    I feel like this nickname should imply “crazy” and “odd” more than “angry.” Nyjer had his chance twice already with “I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass” and “Interrobang.”

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  5. melkman says:

    carl everett where are you!!?

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