Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Hot Lettuce”

The convention floor now displays before unshielded eyes the full complement of Bacchanalian excesses. Delegates have died from too many drinks, opiates and hastily administered “Happy Clancy’s” in the men’s room. Such is the political process.

The bloodshed, though, has yielded 10 names, all listed below and all approved by the codpieced Utmost Culminating Exchequer. So which ballplayer shall forevermore be known as “Hot Lettuce”? Please vote in the manner most likely to spare your life …


Thank you for exercising the franchise.



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Nate Ader
Member

Four-way tie?

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman

Teehee, you made me think of Old King Clancy

Matt_cc
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Matt_cc

I voted Mathis for the purely selfish reason that as a Jays fan I want the joy of being able to call him Hot Lettuce all season to accompany the pain of watching him play.

Erik Archer
Guest

it should have been James Loney

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