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Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “L’homme Qui Aimait les Femmes”

The nomination process, which pairs wonderfully with an artisanal Brie, is complete. The list of names has been whittled down to 10, and one of those names is a player rumored to be retired. In this instance, however, a dispensation — a French dispensation — has been granted. The act of doing so involves a kiss on each cheek between resigned drags on a Gitanes. Now go and vote, wine-drunk functionaries …

Thank you for exercising the franchise, absurd and meaningless though it may be.