Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Señor Buttcheeks”

The nomination process, which hurt so good, is now complete. And now comes the business of voting. The Sergeant-at-Arms, who wears a zippered, latex mask and is known only “Maximum Jones,” has whittled the list down to 10 finalists. From these you may choose, albeit at great personal hazard …

Shit just got real.




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  1. The lack of voting for Jose Mijares here makes me a really sad panda.

    JOSE MIJARES!

    http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.e1d/img/4.0/global/baseball/mlb/players/8351.jpg

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    • Kyle says:

      Goodness me, his cheeks look like butts!

      I already voted for Swisher because I imagine he’s a dirty, filthy human being, but you present a very compelling argument.

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  2. TheGrandslamwich says:

    I vote for CJ Wilson. A douchebag like that deserves a nickname like this.

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  3. Expert Analyst says:

    Mr. Perry, will you kindly add Alex Rodriguez to the Hall of Honouur, to avoid future confusion on the nominating floor? He was awarded the nickname Fine Corinthian Leather, as the runner-up for Soft Corinthian Leather.

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  4. Guy says:

    How is Denneys Reyes no the clear winner. The name defines his face like no other.

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  5. beachykeen says:

    It’s gotta be Jonny Gomes. Makes too much sense

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  6. SAmmy says:

    I think the playfulness of the name is matching Swisher. He’s probably the only one on the list to have used the term, “Señor Buttcheeks,” more than a few times.

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  7. Marc Iannacone says:

    This vote is so hard – unlike Jose Mijares cheeks which are so baby soft.

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