Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Turbaconducken”

The convention floor is now more appropriately described as a killing floor, what with all the gutted hogs, chickens, turkeys, ducks, and idealistic campaign volunteers. Yet despite the blood and gristle, sally forth we must. The names placed into nomination have been reviewed for fitness and acceptable levels of contributions to The Ruling Party, and now it’s time to vote carefully and under watchful eyes …

Vote like a voter, yo.

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12 Responses to “Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Turbaconducken””

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  1. filihok says:

    That Felix Pie’s nomination didn’t carry over is a bit of a shame. Turbaconducken Pie…

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  2. Outrage personified says:

    No Travis Snider despite Meats Don’t Clash?

    Boycotting like a boycotter, yo.

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  3. Keystone Heavy says:

    All those in favor, say “Aye!”

    All those opposed, say “Wigginton!”

    The Wiggintons have it!

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  4. Yirmiyahu says:

    I need the Ty Wigginton choice explained to me.

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    • shamus mcfitzy says:

      In my mind, he’s a versatile guy who also so happens to look like he would enjoy a Turbaconducken. Oddly enough, if a Turbaconducken had a face, I would also imagine it would look like Ty Wigginton’s.

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    • reillocity says:

      After last week, I never thought I’d see a day where YOU would be protesting a Ty vote. What gives?

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  5. jcxy says:

    only man major leaguer with a bobble belly. rich garces.

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