Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “Turbaconducken”

The convention floor is now more appropriately described as a killing floor, what with all the gutted hogs, chickens, turkeys, ducks, and idealistic campaign volunteers. Yet despite the blood and gristle, sally forth we must. The names placed into nomination have been reviewed for fitness and acceptable levels of contributions to The Ruling Party, and now it’s time to vote carefully and under watchful eyes …


Vote like a voter, yo.




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filihok
Member
4 years 9 months ago

That Felix Pie’s nomination didn’t carry over is a bit of a shame. Turbaconducken Pie…

Greg W
Guest
4 years 9 months ago

Thank you for your belated support.

Outrage personified
Guest
Outrage personified
4 years 9 months ago

No Travis Snider despite Meats Don’t Clash?

Boycotting like a boycotter, yo.

Yirmiyahu
Member
Yirmiyahu
4 years 9 months ago

Ditto. Where is Prince Fielder?

glassSheets
Guest
glassSheets
4 years 9 months ago

Prince already has a nickame.

Calm Like A Bomb
Member
Calm Like A Bomb
4 years 9 months ago

When I think of various meats mangled together, I think of Bartolo Colon’s face.

Keystone Heavy
Guest
Keystone Heavy
4 years 9 months ago

All those in favor, say “Aye!”

All those opposed, say “Wigginton!”

The Wiggintons have it!

Yirmiyahu
Member
Yirmiyahu
4 years 9 months ago

I need the Ty Wigginton choice explained to me.

shamus mcfitzy
Guest
shamus mcfitzy
4 years 9 months ago

In my mind, he’s a versatile guy who also so happens to look like he would enjoy a Turbaconducken. Oddly enough, if a Turbaconducken had a face, I would also imagine it would look like Ty Wigginton’s.

bcarsley22
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bcarsley22
4 years 8 months ago

As the original nominator of Mr. Wigginton, I could not justify my choice better than shamus did.

reillocity
Guest
reillocity
4 years 9 months ago

After last week, I never thought I’d see a day where YOU would be protesting a Ty vote. What gives?

jcxy
Guest
jcxy
4 years 8 months ago

only man major leaguer with a bobble belly. rich garces.

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