What was once a fairly compelling race in the NL Central has devolved into a pants-down spanking as stripped of dramatics as it is of those pants I just mentioned. I tell no tales when I say this GIF of dogs embedded below provides a fairly accurate retelling of what’s unfolded here in the Beer Belt.
Position your cursor over the image below, and then your cursor will transform into the white-gloved hand of Jeeves or perhaps Julie Andrews. At that point you may click, and enjoy the punchline of this sprightly dispatch!
In case you were wondering, this is the moment at which the dog in pursuit gets dry-gulched by the hedgerow.
So congratulations, Brewers. You and your perfect fur the color of Julie Andrews’s gloves …
(Canine-style butt-sniffing: IHC)
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