No, Twitter, I said BEN Sheets!

Sunday, 11AM. “I know, I’ll write a post for tomorrow about the anticipation on Twitter regarding Ben Sheets’s upcoming start for the Braves.”

Sunday, 11:05AM. I type into the Twitter search bar: Ben Sheets. (And, really, I did type it in correctly. Double-checked and everything.)

A few results:

Thanks, Twitter.

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  1. Ryan says:

    Haha, “perioded.”

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  2. Josh A says:

    New nickname suggestion for Ben Sheets: Ben Linens. (h/t – Americosmo)

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