NotGraphs Haiku: Matt Harvey

harvey buck

No. Not Matt Harvey.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck!
Me next, please, John Buck.

This has been a profanity-laced NotGraphs Haiku.

Thanks, @Cut4, for the heartbreaking GIF.




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13 Responses to “NotGraphs Haiku: Matt Harvey”

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  1. Oppo Taco says:

    I can’t take this anymore. As a staunch fan of a Mets divisional rival, I can nevertheless say I am almost too heartbroken to continue following the cruel game of baseball.

    Somebody kidnap Jose Fernandez and lock him in your basement so we don’t have to go through this trauma again next year

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  2. Buckshot says:

    This injured Harvey
    should have his sad tale told here
    in profane haikus

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  3. RA Rowe says:

    that’s 80 grade sensitivity

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  4. Joelskil says:

    Young, promising arms?
    Dr. Andrews will see you.
    Dreams will be shattered.

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  5. Rich Mahogany says:

    Such tenderness

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  6. frivoflava29 says:

    His eyes reveal so much

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  7. DoubleJ says:

    God’s red pen twitches;
    The comedy continues:
    “Metropolitans”

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  8. The Return of Rambo Diaz says:

    John Buck, the Pirate
    Pittsburgh, if you do collapse
    He can hug you, too.

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  9. Bashō Brothers says:

    All my friends are here
    viewing ths sad Harvey GIF
    - what an ugly bunch

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  10. Fastpiece says:

    Mets be terrible
    Good love abounds nonetheless
    In John Buck’s strong arms

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  11. It’s been a great pleasure to read all of your contributions. Thanks. Long live the NotGraphs readership.

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