NotGraphs Haiku: Matt Harvey

harvey buck

No. Not Matt Harvey.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Fuck! Fuck, fuck!
Me next, please, John Buck.

This has been a profanity-laced NotGraphs Haiku.

Thanks, @Cut4, for the heartbreaking GIF.




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Oppo Taco
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Oppo Taco
2 years 9 months ago

I can’t take this anymore. As a staunch fan of a Mets divisional rival, I can nevertheless say I am almost too heartbroken to continue following the cruel game of baseball.

Somebody kidnap Jose Fernandez and lock him in your basement so we don’t have to go through this trauma again next year

Buckshot
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Buckshot
2 years 9 months ago

This injured Harvey
should have his sad tale told here
in profane haikus

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe
2 years 9 months ago

that’s 80 grade sensitivity

Joelskil
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Joelskil
2 years 9 months ago

Young, promising arms?
Dr. Andrews will see you.
Dreams will be shattered.

Rich Mahogany
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Rich Mahogany
2 years 9 months ago

Such tenderness

frivoflava29
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frivoflava29
2 years 9 months ago

His eyes reveal so much

DoubleJ
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DoubleJ
2 years 9 months ago

God’s red pen twitches;
The comedy continues:
“Metropolitans”

Menthol
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Menthol
2 years 9 months ago

Well done!

DoubleJ
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DoubleJ
2 years 9 months ago

/bows

/exists stage bereft

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 9 months ago

John Buck, the Pirate
Pittsburgh, if you do collapse
He can hug you, too.

Bashō Brothers
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Bashō Brothers
2 years 9 months ago

All my friends are here
viewing ths sad Harvey GIF
– what an ugly bunch

Fastpiece
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Fastpiece
2 years 9 months ago

Mets be terrible
Good love abounds nonetheless
In John Buck’s strong arms

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