NotGraphs Haiku: The SkyDome Turns 25


She’s far from perfect.
Old now, but home. All we’ve got.
Happy birthday, babe.

This has been a NotGraphs Haiku, inspired by the cold and unflinching hands of death, which is coming for us all, even the SkyDome.

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12 Responses to “NotGraphs Haiku: The SkyDome Turns 25”

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  1. Brendan says:

    Look at that condo-less horizon. It’s like another world.

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  2. Damaso's Burnt Shirt says:

    Yes, Touch Them All Joe
    Then came Interbrew and Ash
    Became also rans

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  3. semper_咖啡飞 says:

    Wonder of the world
    Winfield Wants Noise and WAMCO
    Concrete now empty

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  4. John Elway says:

    Gave this haiku to
    My wife for our 25th….
    Motel Six sure sucks.

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  5. Mike Green says:

    Closed til June first but
    Always open for bizness
    Just a cheap flophouse

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    • Rob Ford says:

      Which flophouse are you
      Talking about (snort, snort, snorttttt….)
      How many lines in a #@R%ing highkoo any way?

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  6. Iron says:

    Forty nine thousand
    two hundred and eighty two
    Max capacity

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  7. Jason B says:

    Super Jew Shawn Green
    Juan Guzman was electric
    Whither Devon White?

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  8. Adrock says:

    Ice. Coooold. Beeeeeeeerrrrrr. Echoes
    No longer. Twelve Dollar Keith’s?
    Damn you Aramark.

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  9. highcheese15 says:

    No wind can blow here
    Silent green carpet absorbs
    our blue baseball cheers

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  10. Jason B says:

    Hey we were good once!
    Remember those two good years?
    All downhill since then.

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