NotGraphs Haiku: Yasiel Puig

I have lived two lives:
pre- and post-Yasiel Puig.
Post-Puig is better.

This has been a poorly written NotGraphs Haiku.

Because I can’t watch that GIF too many times. Thanks, @GDixon410.



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Brandon May
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Brandon May

My computer machine won’t display le gif on le screen from l’internet because of le MLBGIFs’ redirect?

Mike Green
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Mike Green

Howitzer.

This would also qualify in the “Hot GIF Action” category.

Rich Puig
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Rich Puig

I’m confident that this GIF depicts, also, Filthy Sex.

eddiegaedel
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eddiegaedel

All hail Puig! I am an Indians fan living in LA but I can’t stop watching Dodger’s games. Hoping to go to my first playoff game this October!!

PerformanceEnhancingHugs
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all hail good and true tribe fans. i’m also fully inserted in the tribe, good sir.

Menthol
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Menthol

This Giants fan gives props. Cannon arm.

RC
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RC

Reason # 289 that MLB needs to add a “Skills” competition to All-Star weekend. Who wouldn’t love to see a throw-off between Yasiel Puig and Andrelton Simmons?

DoubleJ
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DoubleJ

Yasiel Puig, rocket.
Come back to Earth! calls mankind
No, comes the reply.

buffalorun32
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buffalorun32

Yasiel is 3 syllables, FYI.

Yah-see-El

Baroque6
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Baroque6

Yeah, and that allows you to get rid of “The,” which really weakens the second line of that haiku. Once the “The” goes away, I think it’s really good. Also liked DoubleJ’s haiku in the comments.

JimmyD
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JimmyD

And Puig? 1 or 2 syllables? Poo-ig or Pweeg?

DoubleJ
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DoubleJ

Whoops! Lo siento, amigos.

Yasiel, rocket.
You’ll come back! grita el mundo
√Čl respuesta: No.

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