Without question or doubtless doubt, you’ve been waiting, breath bated, for the next episode of “The World According to Gross.” On this point, I have wonderful news: the next episode of “The World According to Gross” is embedded below, and the subject, it so happens, is the sport that binds us …
Some observations regarding the multitudes to which we have borne awed witness:
0:15 – That’s a fake voice.
0:29 – The man who murdered Mr. Gross with a cargo hook and, under cover of darkness, buried him in a shallow grave has just entered the frame.
0:49 – Dámaso García!
0:59 – Ol’ Hard Luck Stieb!
1:28 – Mr. Gross is lying to Julie from “The Love Boat.”
1:30 – Mr. Gross is going to have sex with Julie from “The Love Boat.”
1:50 – The people, they barely care.
2:02 – The young man in the striped shirt sports a haircut, one rarely seen in captivity, that connoisseurs call “The Inundation.”
2:08 – You are witnessing a young lady paralyzed by the bedroomy musk of a local television-news personality.
2:29 – That’s a fake voice.
So what have I missed?