NSFW: Brendan Ryan’s Defense

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[Setting – a generic office space]
Steve: “Dude. Did you get that email I sent you?”
You: “I don’t know. Lemme check. Oh yeah. What is this?”
“Just click on it.”
“What is it?”
“It’s an awesome video. Just click on it.”
[You click]
(In a whispered yet scolding tone) “What the fuck, Steve?”
[You close the window quickly]
“Awesome, right?”
“What the fuck is your problem?”
“I thought you’d like it.”
“I could get FIRED for looking at shit like this.”
“What? Nobody’s looking.”
“You know they log everything we look at, right?”
“What?”
“Yeah. They keep logs of every page we visit.”
“Really? … I gotta go.”
“Don’t send me shit like this again.”
“Yeah, yeah. I’ll talk to you later.”
[Steve exits scene]

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David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.


9 Responses to “NSFW: Brendan Ryan’s Defense”

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  1. Paq says:

    Also NSFW: Danny Salazar’s changeup, Clayton Kershaw’s curveball, and Mel Gibson.

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  2. Rich Mahogany says:

    Not Safe From Webgem

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  3. Chaz Bono's Sweaty Gash says:

    That’s obscene!

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  4. tz says:

    Whatever got censored out, it was obviously enough to make the umpire back away gingerly.

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  5. AlexandertheMeh says:

    I love how Brad Miller immediately assumes the submissive position on his hands and knees.

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