Nyjer Morgan Is Satisfied, Possibly Scheming

Depending on which fan base you ask, Mr. Nyjer Morgan of Milwaukee’s Brewers is either the People’s Champion or a cad, masher and stinker. Whatever your opinion of Mr. Morgan and his outputs, though, it is always heartening to see an Aqua Velva Man in quenched repose, flush with accomplishment and awash in the warming glow of triumph …

Brewers infantry helmet atop head, which contains multitudes, reasonably priced alcohol-water within reach, and a belt-and-title smile that suggests, at once, self-satisfaction and misrule in the planning stages — When not hard at work, Mr. Nyjer Morgan is a Leisured Gentleman, and with that you must cope.

(Please and thank you: Rhett Bollinger)




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Yirmiyahu
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Yirmiyahu
4 years 10 months ago

Also: some rather presidential carpeting.

fredrick
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fredrick
4 years 10 months ago

+1

Don Cooper
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Don Cooper
4 years 10 months ago

Now I want to know what a Tony Plush would be like if he were doing a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

Adrastus Perkins
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4 years 10 months ago

I don’t want to imagine anyone doing a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.
Sounds lewd and painful.

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