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Oh Great, Carson Cistulli Broke
Posted By Bradley Woodrum On October 7, 2013 @ 4:08 pm In Actual Thing | 9 Comments
It was only a matter of time, I guess. I bit my tongue because he’s my boss and it seemed harmless and all. But now Carson Cistulli and his francophonic spouse and his francophonic article category have given Google the impression that not only do I speak French, but that I live in Europe and purchase mes voitures with yonder “Euros” currency:
NO. WRONG. I buy my cars not with “Euros,” but “Americas.”
Good. Old fashioned. You. Ess. Dee.
WHAT MORE TROUBLING: The NSA only needs 51% proof of foreignness in order to peruse my emails, download my browsing history, or lock me in the Federal Reserve for 71 months of grueling interrogation.
Moreover, you, the person reading this, have probably just crossed that 51% threshold yourself. More than likely, you’ve read some FranceGraphs, you’ve adopted a Curacaoan name, and you’ve watched Yu Darvish GIFs. Welcome to the 51%, my dear reader.
So: Well done, Carson. You’ve doomed us all.
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