Oh, Snap: Kevin Millwood

On the occasion of his signing with the Mariners, a hand-crafted, artisanal snap regarding the aged Kevin Millwood.

The Author: Kevin Millwood is so old he’s got a negative Player ID number on FanGraphs.

All Gathered: Oh, snap.

Also: Rapturous applause.

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  1. Kris says:

    I really think it’s the minutia that makes your posts, carson. The words are just words; nicely ordered and such. But, the alt text to the Millwood picture just blew my mind. Maybe it’s common for folks to refer to the Kev as mILLWOOD, but any name that uses M instead of AM and uses “ILL” in the non-vomiting sense really makes me smile. Yesterday was a great day because of this very post.

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