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Oh, Snap: Kevin Millwood

On the occasion of his signing with the Mariners, a hand-crafted, artisanal snap regarding the aged Kevin Millwood.

The Author: Kevin Millwood is so old he’s got a negative Player ID number on FanGraphs.

All Gathered: Oh, snap.

Also: Rapturous applause.