Old Yankees, continued

My last post, on the oldest living Yankee, seems to have encouraged certain tasteless individuals to “have a little fun” at the expense of New York’s, shall we say, overmature roster. My opinion has always been that the best way to deal with these things is just to get them out of our system as quickly and fully as possible. So, let’s go ahead and do this now. Ladies and gentlemen, your 2013 Bronx Bombers:

arod

jeter

ichiro

youkilis

hafner

pettitte

Thanks to the University of St. Andrews Computer Science Dept.’s Face Transformer!




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Old Mr. Observant
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Old Mr. Observant
3 years 5 months ago

Words nearly fail. The frailty and weariness in these men’s eyes have destroyed my hope. In the end, we all die alone, with only our thoughts and moral turpitude to see us off into oblivion.

Also, Andy Pettitte looks just like his rookie mugshot. Creepy…

Old Mr. Observant
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Old Mr. Observant
3 years 5 months ago

Words nearly fail. The frailty and weariness in these men’s eyes have destroyed my hope. In the end, we all die alone, with only our thoughts and moral turpitude to see us off into oblivion.

Also, Andy Pettite looks just like his rookie mugshot. Creepy…

Old Mr. Observant
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Old Mr. Observant
3 years 5 months ago

Words nearly fail. The frailty and weariness in these men’s eyes have destroyed my hope. In the end, we all die alone, with only our thoughts and moral turpitude to see us off into oblivion. Also – Ichiro has aged well. Other Yankees…not so much.

ben
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ben
3 years 5 months ago

COMBO BREAKER

Ziggy
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Ziggy
3 years 5 months ago

Has Kevin Youkilis ever taken a headshot that didn’t look like a mugshot? My guess is no.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
3 years 5 months ago

Or an older iPhone glitching…ahh, senility is a cruel mistress.

ed
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ed
3 years 5 months ago

-1

Maverick Squad
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Maverick Squad
3 years 5 months ago

Derek Jeter, thanks to that grin, looks rather senile. Ichiro is Mr Miyagi. Also, don’t steroids interfere with the ability of the body to make natural testerone – does that mean A-Rod would end up looking a old granny?

Maverick Squad
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Maverick Squad
3 years 5 months ago

Also, I notice no Mariano Rivera here, but then again, he is already an old man.

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