One MS-Painting of a Ballpark

I can’t compete with Craig Robinson’s brilliant art. I can only try my best.

(People in the comments wanted to buy Craig’s. Anyone interested in mine?)

Shea Stadium (from memory) (I am nearsighted) (And I have a bad memory) (And it’s almost a holiday) (And I moved this week) (So please forgive me) (Doesn’t this kind of look like a piece of pizza?) (I’m hungry) (Can I just say Hopeless Joe made this?) (Or my eight-month old son?)

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.


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Spencer Jones
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Spencer Jones
2 years 1 month ago

1 Million!

I don't care what anyone
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I don't care what anyone
2 years 1 month ago

A green-haired kid wearing a T-shirt with long yellow sleeves laying on his left side?

John Paschal
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2 years 1 month ago

It’s mint ice cream in a candy-dipped cone, stuck sideways in Donald Duck’s beak. I win. I want it signed, Blachman. And shipped. You can wait till after the holiday weekend.

Ruben Amaro Jr.
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Ruben Amaro Jr.
2 years 1 month ago

Pistachio??

mario mendoza
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mario mendoza
2 years 1 month ago

beat me to it. Was going to say pistachio, and held by bart simpson

Chris K
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Chris K
2 years 1 month ago

This is more aesthetically pleasing than the actual Shea Stadium was.

You
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You
2 years 1 month ago

If you agree to donate the money to beer, I’ll buy it for a buck.

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant
2 years 1 month ago

Lord help me but it looks like a large missile firing out from a weaponizied broccoli head, one that’s covered in red pustules from unrepentant (and unprotected) broccoli coitus, smashing into a breathless slab of butter with deadly force. $10.00 Canadian – I’ll wire the money via telegraph and we’ll spit-shake to settle the deal.

KB
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KB
2 years 1 month ago

I think it’s Carson sans mustache wearing Marge Simpson’s dress posing in front of a volcanic eruption of macaroni magma.

The Return of Rambo Diaz
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The Return of Rambo Diaz
2 years 1 month ago

That wouldn’t be art, that would be Tuesday.

Yirmiyahu
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2 years 1 month ago

I’m assuming the 3rd baseman is expecting a bunt, for some reason.

scooter262
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scooter262
2 years 1 month ago

If you’d actually claimed that your 8-month-old son drew this, I would have definitely have believed you. And thought that you had a very intelligent near-toddler on your hands.

Dave P
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Dave P
2 years 1 month ago

blonde weeble Cyclops?

eddiegaedel
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eddiegaedel
2 years 1 month ago

The left hand side looks like a profile view of a person.

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