Oops!

Oh, Red Sox. Why’d you have to start the game so early yesterday?

Yep, Shields and Bard, both on my bench. 1 earned run. I lose my week by less than 80 points, and I’m putting a curse on the Red Sox. Another one.




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NatsFan73
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NatsFan73
4 years 5 months ago

Patriots Day is the bane of fantasy baseballers everywhere. Imagine the hell that is a league where you’ve got to set your entire week’s lineup prior to Monday’s first game?

Bradley Woodrum
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Member
4 years 5 months ago

Is a bases loaded walk an earned run?

Sociology Degreeer
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Sociology Degreeer
4 years 5 months ago

And an RBI!!!!

Kyle
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4 years 5 months ago

There is nothing quite like the pathetic and intense pain inflicted by leaving a dominant pitching start on your fake baseball team’s bench.

Steve Balboni
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Steve Balboni
4 years 5 months ago

How about the intense pain of having left Luis Mendoza in to face Detroit?

steex
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steex
4 years 5 months ago

That pain doesn’t qualify – poor starts are a known side effect of owning Luis Mendoza.

adohaj
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adohaj
4 years 5 months ago

Your pitching is really good.

Obi Wan Jacoby
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Obi Wan Jacoby
4 years 5 months ago

How big is that league? That’s a lot of pitchers.

Alex
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4 years 5 months ago

Ottoneu? Or what engine?

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