Observe the following Stadium Club card of former Yankees and Padres outfielder Oscar Azocar:
Click to embiggen, of course.
Azocar is seen here having what appears to be an intimate moment with his baseball bat. And that’s just fine. I’m sure Azocar and his bat have been through some very emotional times together… the good, the bad, you name it. But, it’s important to remember that bats are not truly able to consent. And we’ve seen what can happen when these relationships go too far.
Yes, I’m looking at you, Gloria Allred:
Remember, loving your bat is OK. Loving your bat physically is not.