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by Carson Cistulli - May 20, 2013
Just put a bid in. 15 bucks on Mike O’Neill.
INT. COURTROOM — DAY
A Lawyer approaches the defendant on the witness stand.
Describe if you will for the court the circumstances under which you accosted Scruffy the Dog.
I was watching a NotGraphs scouting report, and a strange urge came over me.
Loud commotion in the courtroom. Judge bangs loudly on the gavel.
Order! Order! I will have order in this court!
As a Cardinals fan, I’d rather have this guy up as our fourth outfielder than Shane Robinson.
I will always remember that song from MLB The Show 2007.
But I like dogs.