Other Things David Wright Offers Besides Statistics


David Wright offers both products and services.

To the saberist’s eye, Alden Gonzalez’s claim (at the Mets official site) that “David Wright offers the Mets more than mere statistics” might sound like the sort of anecdotal analysis to which baseball fans are routinely subject.

However, after some serious investigative reporting, our Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has learned today that the third baseman actually really does provide more than baseball production.

Here are some of the services we’ve verified that Wright offers:

• A thorough visual inspection.

• An expansive network.

• An integrated approach to meet your individual needs.

• Counseling and/or assistance in creating a plan.

• Customized, sophisticated analytics that help clients gain hindsight, insight, and foresight.

• Data (upon request).

• Day and half-day tours of David Wright.

• Free estimates. Flexible pricing options. Flexible payment options.

• Installation and set-up.

• Powerful solutions for organizations operating anywhere in the world.

• Prevention.

• Removal of the old fluid and replacement, by David Wright personally, with the new fluid.

• Several different methods and techniques, which allow David Wright to meet even the most demanding requirements of the market.

• Training.

• Ultimate privacy.




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Quenton Cassidy
Guest
4 years 8 months ago

I hear he also offers quality, home-style meals at affordable prices for the whole family, plus a salad bar.

mattymatty2000
Guest
4 years 8 months ago

No sneeze shield on the salad bar though.

Jason
Guest
Jason
4 years 8 months ago

I don’t know that I’d really want David Wright to replace my fluid. Sounds messy

Yirmiyahu
Member
Yirmiyahu
4 years 8 months ago

Will David Wright massage my data?

mattymatty2000
Guest
4 years 8 months ago

Wait, so I have to request data?

Resolution
Guest
Resolution
4 years 8 months ago

I heard he could perform the perfect golf swing. Is this true?

sheath1976
Member
sheath1976
4 years 8 months ago

No no, don’t let him replace your fluid. He replaced Roberto Alomar’s fluid when he was with the Mets so now his fluid is not only infectious but infected.

Marc Iannacone
Guest
Marc Iannacone
4 years 8 months ago

I heard that he also thinks outside the box…just like how he swings.

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