Ozzie Guillen Searches for a Job

Outspoken and much maligned manager of the Miami Marlins, Ozzie Guillen, was, very recently, told he’s not allowed to do that job anymore. This frees Mr. Guillen to look for another job.

The NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has acquired, through means most nefarious, Ozzie Guillen’s recent job searches. I share them now with you, the fair NotGraphs reader.









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David G. Temple is a systems analyst who writes for FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. He has contributed to The Classical and The Platoon Advantage. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

5 Responses to “Ozzie Guillen Searches for a Job”

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  1. Dan says:

    The clubhouse cancer position in Miami will soon be filled by Alex Rodriguez.

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  2. joe moore says:

    i wonder, could david mamet write a better taxpayer heist story about the miami (nee florida) marlins than what we just watched?

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  3. Jeremy Blachman says:

    Very excellent.

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  4. Resolution says:

    I hear that he also searched “┬┐Joey Cora?”

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