Peculiar Tweet: Don Zimmer, Lovemaker

The Internetting Gentleperson will surely not consider his or her day complete having failed to lay eyes — and hot, heaving clandestine breaths — upon this entirely authentic, unedited tweet:

Nor would the same Savvy Resident of Cyberspace be capable of laughing the frenzied belly laugh of a prisoner, stranded for all time in an ancient Spanish prison, without also noting the enthusiastic responses of the even more enthusiastic public:



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Dainer's Hubris
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Dainer's Hubris

I would surmise that “@Tampa Bay Rays” the twitter user is in fact the alternate twitter account of @cistulli, because aside from myself and the makers of sprinkles (the kind one puts on sundaes), no one but the benevolent author delights in the use of the adjective ‘nonpareil’ in 2012.

(And next time you think of using the phrase “rainbow sprinkles,” know that the box from whence they came identifies them as “sprinkles nonpareil”).

deadhead
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deadhead

It’s a trick question!!! Zimmer does not make love, he FUCKS!!

Lenard
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Lenard

Ravages is a better word for it.

deadhead
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deadhead

oooops… sorry for my coarse language. the whore that just absconded left her copy of 50 Shades of Grey open upon my nightstand. it got me fired up.

RamboDiaz
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Eternity years! #zimbear

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