People Who Search for Max Scherzer Also Search For
People who search for Detroit Tigers right-hander Max Scherzer on Google also search for great intellectuals and artists of the Western Tradition, thorough research conducted by the author reveals. And Justin Verlander, also.
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Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
Evidently effete perverts searching for Max Scherzer do so with Safe Search turned off. What kind of Max Scherzer content are you hoping to find, Cistulli?
Are you implying that Mr. Cistulli uses the internet to watch x-rated videos? Please, this is a happily married man.
Safe Search is also designed to protect the masses from an excess of beauty.
As proof, I supply this fact: searching for Max Scherzer with Safe Search turned on will provide zero hits, entirely.
Amen. Self-censorship is a sign of weakness of character.
This should be a regular series. I request “People Who Search for Kyle Farnsworth”.
Great Moments in Autocomplete: Kyle Farnsworth [fight]
I always told Carson to practice searching safely, or else he’ll get a virus. Like the AIDS virus.
According to Jack Chic he ALREADY gave you that virus. Clearly he’s a godless man who fornicates with sodomites and persons who offer up their children to BAEL and MOLECH. My word – Leviticus 18:21 – “And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.” Offer me a yearling bull, unblemished and Rick Porcello as a sin offering and you shall be made whole.
I do hope everyone realizes this is fake… Just try it for yourself. Still great, though.
Don’t try searching “Fister for Furbush.”