People Who Search for Max Scherzer Also Search For

People who search for Detroit Tigers right-hander Max Scherzer on Google also search for great intellectuals and artists of the Western Tradition, thorough research conducted by the author reveals. And Justin Verlander, also.

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Carson Cistulli has just published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.


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Crazy Jorge
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Crazy Jorge
3 years 7 months ago

Evidently effete perverts searching for Max Scherzer do so with Safe Search turned off. What kind of Max Scherzer content are you hoping to find, Cistulli?

payoff
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payoff
3 years 7 months ago

Are you implying that Mr. Cistulli uses the internet to watch x-rated videos? Please, this is a happily married man.

Well-Beered Englishman
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Well-Beered Englishman
3 years 7 months ago

This should be a regular series. I request “People Who Search for Kyle Farnsworth”.

Toasty
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3 years 7 months ago

Great Moments in Autocomplete: Kyle Farnsworth [fight]

Mrs. Cistulli
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Mrs. Cistulli
3 years 7 months ago

I always told Carson to practice searching safely, or else he’ll get a virus. Like the AIDS virus.

YHWH
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YHWH
3 years 7 months ago

According to Jack Chic he ALREADY gave you that virus. Clearly he’s a godless man who fornicates with sodomites and persons who offer up their children to BAEL and MOLECH. My word – Leviticus 18:21 – “And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.” Offer me a yearling bull, unblemished and Rick Porcello as a sin offering and you shall be made whole.

Blueyays
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Blueyays
3 years 7 months ago

I do hope everyone realizes this is fake… Just try it for yourself. Still great, though.

darrell berger
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darrell berger
3 years 7 months ago

Don’t try searching “Fister for Furbush.”

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