People Who Search for Max Scherzer Also Search For

People who search for Detroit Tigers right-hander Max Scherzer on Google also search for great intellectuals and artists of the Western Tradition, thorough research conducted by the author reveals. And Justin Verlander, also.

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  1. Crazy Jorge says:

    Evidently effete perverts searching for Max Scherzer do so with Safe Search turned off. What kind of Max Scherzer content are you hoping to find, Cistulli?

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  2. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    This should be a regular series. I request “People Who Search for Kyle Farnsworth”.

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  3. Mrs. Cistulli says:

    I always told Carson to practice searching safely, or else he’ll get a virus. Like the AIDS virus.

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    • YHWH says:

      According to Jack Chic he ALREADY gave you that virus. Clearly he’s a godless man who fornicates with sodomites and persons who offer up their children to BAEL and MOLECH. My word – Leviticus 18:21 – “And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God: I am the LORD.” Offer me a yearling bull, unblemished and Rick Porcello as a sin offering and you shall be made whole.

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  4. Blueyays says:

    I do hope everyone realizes this is fake… Just try it for yourself. Still great, though.

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  5. darrell berger says:

    Don’t try searching “Fister for Furbush.”

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