Petition to Broadcast Arizona Fall League Games

To Major League Baseball:

We the undersigned, having no specific (or even general) knowledge of the requirements so far as skilled personnel or technology or other manner of infrastructure are concerned, nevertheless request (and, in certain spirited moments, even demand) for Arizona Fall League games to be broadcast via streaming video on our computers and maybe other connected devices.

We the undersigned would almost certainly be willing to pay a reasonable fee in exchange for such a service. (Like, I don’t know, twenty dollars? Thirty? Is thirty reasonable? We the undersigned aren’t positive about what the market is saying about this.) Otherwise, if these Arizona Fall League games aren’t broadcast, then we the undersigned will be forced either to confront the dark solitude of our respective lives or, alternatively, to adopt other leisure activities that help us forget such darkness. But as the first option is so dark and the latter requires intimate knowledge of who Chandler Parsons is, then we’d like just to get this AFL broadcast thing going, if that’s alright.

Sincerely,
The Undersigned




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  1. PrettyRicky says:

    Ricky

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  2. ElJosharino says:

    This guy.

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  3. nelson saint says:

    am i allowed to sign more than once?

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  4. dborghardt6 says:

    Sign (sealed,delivered, im yours?)

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  5. BarwinDarney says:

    Signed

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  6. junius worth says:

    Signed.

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  7. Josh Miller says:

    I sign on, too! Might be a good change.org campaign.

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  8. Evan Stitt says:

    Signed

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  9. Mark says:

    Can we get a Kick Starter going for the necessary infrastructure?

    Also signed.

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  10. Mauricio Rubio Jr.

    signed.

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  11. Gert-jan says:

    Signed

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  12. Dame dayn perry says:

    Signed faster than Nathan hale signed the declaration

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  13. Commissioner Bud Selig says:

    Fantastic Idea!

    This would provide me with yet another platform to launch a major marketing campaign and to make scintillating changes to attract new viewers!

    Additionally I, err excuse me the league, could institute a best-of-thirteen game AFL World Series so it HAS to go to seven games! Brilliant work Mr. Cistulli! Brilliant!

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  14. Dave (UK) says:

    Signed.

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  15. Røark says:

    Count this a signature.

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  16. Danny Knobgobbler says:

    (Signed by Dayn Perry, errand boy/proxy extraordinaire)

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  17. P. Incaviglia says:

    Signed

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  18. Dan Wade says:

    Dayn Perry

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  19. Well-Beered Englishman says:

    On behalf of HM the Queen.

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  20. Dan says:

    I’m getting paid to do this, right?

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  21. Kate Morrison says:

    Count me in.

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  22. Brendan says:

    Signed.

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  23. OldEnglishD says:

    Pricked finger, signed in blood.

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  24. Birdlander says:

    Signed.

    But on the condition that it is also not blacked out in Hawaii.

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  25. Chevy Truck Salesman says:

    Signed in mud.

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  26. RA Rowe says:

    Totes signed.

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  27. reillocity says:

    P.S. The Undersigned also want Pitch F/X systems installed in the other 4 of the 6 Arizona Fall League stadiums and access to the resulting data.

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  28. David Martin says:

    As a substitute for baseball from Arizona in the fall, you can watch baseball from Australia in (our) summer
    http://www.theabl.com.au
    Season starts this coming weekend. Catch ALL of the MiLB stars!

    (Also, signed)

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  29. jcxy says:

    yes, please!

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  30. Clown says:

    Absolutely. The problem is, the douchehammers at MLB will find some stupid way of blacking out your team for your region. This is why MLB-TV is useless.

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  31. RPMcSweeney says:

    Signed. And also I wouldn’t recommend getting too intimate with your knowledge of Chandler Parsons because, at least according to his player page on The Worldwide Leader, he’s only 14 years old:

    http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/6466/chandler-parsons

    Which makes his nearly 10ppg/5rpg in his rookie season pretty damn impressive.

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    • shamus mcfitzy says:

      He got in before the age requirement and was drafted out of first grade in ’05. People said the Rockets were crazy, but he played in overseas elementary school leagues and has finally developed into an NBA rotation guy.

      (of course, ESPN has the proper age/year of birth on his page, now)

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  32. Dan Gladden says:

    I saw the sign
    (and it opened up my eyes)
    signed

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