by Mississippi Matt Smith - May 14, 2013
Y’all take it from here.
Snoop: I don’t listen to rap music or watch stupid comedies so I actually have no idea what he might say.
Harper: Something about the Ancient Aliens guy.
What do I win?
Snoop: Yo B-doggy, smoke dat shizzle a little slower. The strain ain’t called neck bleedah fo no reason
Harper: Afydggdfygdg *gurgle* dfgyhunc
Snoop: “Yo B, you look like a Frankenstein.”
Bryce: “Fire and walls are bad!!!”
I don’t know about Snoop, but Bryce is saying something about inquiries involving stereotypical circus performers to his beloved brethren.
Snoop: Congratulations! #1 Winner of World Series., Baseball, Poker!?
Bryce: Thanks you Mr. Vice-President of USA. #1!!!
snoop: who dressed me today? i’m know i’m high as a kite, but i look like i flew in on a plane. and where are we?
harp: we’re in the spirit world asshole. did you see the size of those chickens? (young guns quote)
Snoop: They call it The Green Monster.
Snoop: Maybe it’s the grass.
Bryce: Maybe it’s society.
Snoop: Yo that was a clown comment, mon, hahahhahahhaaaah!!…..pfftttt…
Bryce: When I’m a free agent, Imma take my talents to COLORADO booyeeeeee!!!
Here, this will get the Ceti eel out of your head that’s making you murder scientists and acting like a robot and shit.
On October 16 1992 Bryce Harper was born.
On December 15 of that year Dr Dre released “The Chronic” which featured Snoop Dogg, raising him to national prominence.
Both celebrated their 20th birthday late last year.
I suggest you put that in a smoking device and use it for its intended purpose.
I don’t need no arms around me, and I dont need no drugs to calm me.
I have seen the writing on the wall. Don’t think I need anything at all.
Snoop Lion: “I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind”
Bryce : ” all in all I feel like another brick in the wall”
Snoop: Sup, Bryce
Bryce: SNOOCHIE BOOCHIES