Photo: Ryan Braun Crime Scene


Ryan Braun will be buried in an Ed Hardy t-shirt, reports suggest.

There’s a conversation to be had regarding the role of the beat reporter in the Electronic Age. There’s also a conversation to be had as to whether Electronic Age really ought to be capitalized like that.

Before we have either of those conversations, though, let’s how about praise MLB.com’s Brewer beat reporter Jordan Schelling for getting to the Heart of the Matter this afternoon and dispersing the above image to The People.

The photo, one will note immediately, captures the scene of Ryan Braun’s grisly death yesternight — and appears to be the handiwork of Brewer right-handers Yovani Gallardo and Shaun Marcum, plus bullpen catcher Marcus Hanel.

I believe the reader will join me in being entirely not surprised that a bullpen catcher was involved in this endeavor.




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  1. MikeS says:

    The outline on the screen is really going the extra mile.

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  2. siggian says:

    This is obviously the brainchild of Marcum. In a 2010 game, Vernon Wells tripped on the dugout steps and Marcum memorialized it in-game using white tape.

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  3. bluejaysstatsgeek says:

    I miss Marcum!

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