Photo: Things Justin Verlander is Thinking

I know, the photo’s from last week, but I just found it, so it’s new to me.

Anyway, we’ve got two options, as we go deep inside the mind of ace Justin Verlander, as he chokes teammate Magglio Ordonez:

1. Why the hell did I draft you in my pool?!1

2. This is what I’d like to maybe do to Joe West.

Image credit: The Associated Press. Thanks, AP.



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Now it makes sense. He’s been stealing Magglio’s life force all year!

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This explains that post-game comment Verlander made two years ago that was something to the effect of “ain’t no life-force like Venezuelan life-force”

Close the book on that one.

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WITH YOUR BRAINS AND BATTER’S EYE AND AUSTIN JACKSON’S BODY, I WILL CREATE A COMPETENT OFFENSIVE WEAPON AND I WILL CALL HIM FRANKEN-MASHER!

IF WE COULD GET THIS OVER QUICKLY, I WOULD APPRECIATE IT BECAUSE AUSTIN JACKSON IS FLAILING PRETTY BAD OVER THERE IN THE CORNER.

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