Pie Chart: Where Are All the Yankee Fans?

As our Bradley Woodrum noted this morning, the first two games of the ALCS at Yankee Stadium — despite announced figures to the contrary — appear to have been poorly attended. Where are all the Yankees fans?

These places and doing these things, turns out (data courtesy Investigative Reporting Investigation Team):




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jeff
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jeff

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

StephenASmith
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StephenASmith

You so funny for a white man. Ha ha ha.

Skip Bayless
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Skip Bayless

Unleash Tim Tebow!

ElJosharino
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ElJosharino

So here we have the most literal Fan Graph ever, and it’s on Notgraphs? Come on!

Jack
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Jack

100% are either literally or spiritually here:comment image

Should have lost to Balitmore
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Should have lost to Balitmore

The currect answer is: Saving a literal boatload of money by cursing their team from the comfort of their own home, as they have been all season long.

Smooth
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Smooth

I clicked the graph in the hope that it would be embiggened, and I’m happy to report that indeed, it was.

tyler
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tyler

disappointingly inaccurate. the dimensions of said graph remain steadfast despite any attempts to otherwise embiggen the same

Resolution
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Resolution

Also of note are: Browbeating private school admissions, Browbeating Woody Allen into casting, and Browbeaten by a gang.

Choo
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I am literally browbeating off as I typrthuiaaaaaaassaaaaaaaaa

Litchtenstein
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Litchtenstein

All the real Yankees fans are busy fornicating each other in historic Yankee Stadium’s historic bathroom facilities. That’s why they’re not in their seats

DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy
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DodgersKingsoftheGalaxy

Historic Yankee Stadium was bulldozed a long time ago though…

Mr. Observant
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Mr. Observant

Clearly they’re just getting their customized Giants (NY Football Edition) gear ready for the impending onrush of bandwagoning. Clearly. Also, what person of taste and trans-Atlantic accent-affecting nature would actually physically travel to the Bronx? I mean, would travel there in anything but Maybach-designed and built hovercar?

deadhead
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deadhead

Where was up in Fairfield County, CT, stacking gold bars in their basement safe so the help can’t get at it?

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