Pie Chart: Where Are All the Yankee Fans?

As our Bradley Woodrum noted this morning, the first two games of the ALCS at Yankee Stadium — despite announced figures to the contrary — appear to have been poorly attended. Where are all the Yankees fans?

These places and doing these things, turns out (data courtesy Investigative Reporting Investigation Team):

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  1. jeff says:

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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  2. StephenASmith says:

    You so funny for a white man. Ha ha ha.

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  3. ElJosharino says:

    So here we have the most literal Fan Graph ever, and it’s on Notgraphs? Come on!

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  4. Should have lost to Balitmore says:

    The currect answer is: Saving a literal boatload of money by cursing their team from the comfort of their own home, as they have been all season long.

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  5. Smooth says:

    I clicked the graph in the hope that it would be embiggened, and I’m happy to report that indeed, it was.

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    • tyler says:

      disappointingly inaccurate. the dimensions of said graph remain steadfast despite any attempts to otherwise embiggen the same

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  6. Resolution says:

    Also of note are: Browbeating private school admissions, Browbeating Woody Allen into casting, and Browbeaten by a gang.

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  7. Litchtenstein says:

    All the real Yankees fans are busy fornicating each other in historic Yankee Stadium’s historic bathroom facilities. That’s why they’re not in their seats

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  8. Mr. Observant says:

    Clearly they’re just getting their customized Giants (NY Football Edition) gear ready for the impending onrush of bandwagoning. Clearly. Also, what person of taste and trans-Atlantic accent-affecting nature would actually physically travel to the Bronx? I mean, would travel there in anything but Maybach-designed and built hovercar?

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  9. deadhead says:

    Where was up in Fairfield County, CT, stacking gold bars in their basement safe so the help can’t get at it?

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