Pie Chart: Where Are All the Yankee Fans?
As our Bradley Woodrum noted this morning, the first two games of the ALCS at Yankee Stadium — despite announced figures to the contrary — appear to have been poorly attended. Where are all the Yankees fans?
These places and doing these things, turns out (data courtesy Investigative Reporting Investigation Team):
Carson Cistulli says terrible things at The New Enthusiast.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
You so funny for a white man. Ha ha ha.
Unleash Tim Tebow!
So here we have the most literal Fan Graph ever, and it’s on Notgraphs? Come on!
100% are either literally or spiritually here: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/510555/baseballyankeefans.gif
The currect answer is: Saving a literal boatload of money by cursing their team from the comfort of their own home, as they have been all season long.
I clicked the graph in the hope that it would be embiggened, and I’m happy to report that indeed, it was.
disappointingly inaccurate. the dimensions of said graph remain steadfast despite any attempts to otherwise embiggen the same
Also of note are: Browbeating private school admissions, Browbeating Woody Allen into casting, and Browbeaten by a gang.
I am literally browbeating off as I typrthuiaaaaaaassaaaaaaaaa
All the real Yankees fans are busy fornicating each other in historic Yankee Stadium’s historic bathroom facilities. That’s why they’re not in their seats
Historic Yankee Stadium was bulldozed a long time ago though…
Clearly they’re just getting their customized Giants (NY Football Edition) gear ready for the impending onrush of bandwagoning. Clearly. Also, what person of taste and trans-Atlantic accent-affecting nature would actually physically travel to the Bronx? I mean, would travel there in anything but Maybach-designed and built hovercar?
Where was up in Fairfield County, CT, stacking gold bars in their basement safe so the help can’t get at it?