Pitchers on Toilets

I’ll just be honest: my fondest wish is someday to create an Internet Meme. I dream of taking part in something bigger than myself. I dream of jostling, however minutely, the course of popular culture. I dream of trawling the infosphere’s uncharted seas, leaving ever-expanding ripples of LOLs and WTFs in my wake.

Through years of intensive study, I have isolated three characteristics common to the most successful memes. Simplicity. Repeatability. Shock value. Of course I know that Internet fame is fickle. I know that I’ll need a certain amount of dumb luck, too. And I know that fortune favors the bold. So in the months that follow, you may find this space converted at times into a bustling, cutting-edge Memeboratory as I attempt to brew these ingredients in just the right proportions, always in hopes of catching that serendipitous break that will propel one of my creations to sweet virulence.

Here, then, is my fledgling effort. I call it Pitchers on Toilets. Or, if you prefer, PoTz. Like all great memes, it needs no further explanation.

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  1. fart says:


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  2. Kirkwood says:

    The Jamie Moyer one was pretty amazing.

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  3. Resolution says:

    ‘if you make that face enough, it will stay like that’

    Unfortunately, this has occurred to Jeff Karstens. Following a particularly ambitious string of bowel movements, his face is permanently ‘like that’.

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  4. TravisReitsma says:

    Please, please, make a Jeff Karstens one.

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  5. Jack says:

    Seconding Jeff Karstens, and nominating Madison Bumgarner.

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    • Resolution says:

      yo guys, he did make a Karstens one. It’s the third one down. You probably didn’t recognize it because this is the first time his face has appeared appropriate for the context.

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  6. bowie says:

    do curt schilling wearing the bloody sock!

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  7. Mr. Smooth says:

    R.A. Dickey is conspicuously missing.

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  8. Pitcher Face + Toilets = Amazing.

    Pat Neshek would be great for this.

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  9. samuelraphael says:

    This is beyond fantastic.

    This may be the last time any of us ever see Jarrod Washburn’s face.

    Hell of a way to go out.

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  10. Erik Archer says:

    Please make this semi regular a la nickname seeks player.

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  11. nubilly baroo?! says:

    DiceK in Full Metal Jacket = Classic

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