Please Enjoy: Big League Liniment

Whereas Big League Chew was useful to the lad with a future in cavities and tobacco use, Big League Liniment

… is mighty good and handy for the low-bred toiler with a fussy mule or a case of “trench loins” or a craggy-faced, Dust-Bowl wife about to die in childbirth.

Remember, suffering bastards of the world, if the catarrh doesn’t get you, then a mining disaster will. Or war. So rub some Big League Liniment on your pulverized spine!

Big League Liniment: “Got damn, it hurts!”

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  1. nu? billybaroo? says:

    This stuff is good stuff. I put mustard on it and eat this sh*t. Wash it down with a pint of Thunderbird. -Old Hoss Radburn

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  2. olethros says:

    Trench loins is good eatin.

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  3. Smorgasbord says:

    Not to be used on the genitals. I made that mistake!

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  4. Mr. Observant says:

    I sprinkle a little bit of this ambrosia on my tallywacker and it’s not but delights for the poorly paid ladies of old Whoresville. Chaps on, ladies – it’s roughriding and baseballing time every night with a little of the ol’ Big League Liniment…

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  5. Resolution says:

    Tip for the unknowing: after rolling a cigarette with your preferred brand of tobacco, dip it in this and allow to sit in the sun for some time. Then smoke. You can thank me at your convenience.

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