Pleasure GIF: Gregory Polanco Homering So Much Today

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According to the actual “rules” of “baseball,” any single home run technically only produces a quantity of runs equal to the number of players already on base plus one. According to that part of the human body, however, responsible for the release of the neurotransmitter dopamine into the brain, certain home runs are manifestly worth more, others less, in terms of aesthetic value.

This true truth having been established, one might readily conclude that, owing to how his whole life is in front of him and to how his levers are longer than a Terrence Malick film, that Gregory Polanco‘s home run this afternoon against the Yankees’ David Phelps is not unlike a grand slam or maybe two grand slams.



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bdhudson
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bdhudson

That ball does not go where that swing leads one to believe that ball will go.

angelo
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angelo

That could well have been scored as an iffb home run

Yirmiyahu
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Yeah, the swing is pretty, but the ball trajectory looks like a high popup, maybe foul.

Where did it end up?

Ben Suissa
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Ben Suissa

if Bautista was a lefty…

Eminor3rd
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Eminor3rd

Cleared RF by about 5 feet, much to the chagrin of Ichiro Suzuki and his poorly timed wall collision.

Steven
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Steven

Needs more ratatat.

DerekJeterGiftBasket
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DerekJeterGiftBasket

Very power. Such swing. So home run. Wow.

The Narrative Strikes Again
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The Narrative Strikes Again

Oh Cliff Floyd?

Rootabeggaman
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Rootabeggaman

He, not wearing red, immediately calculates lower on the biased aesthetic scale (go Reds!).

Me, appreciative baseball fan, will now scour the net in search of a mote panoramic view of this thing.

Vive le Carson!

Crack Davis
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Crack Davis

Swing Polanco, Sweet Chariot…

me
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me

let me riiiide

RA Rowe
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RA Rowe

This gif is the new flag of the UN right?

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