POLL: Which Cubs Mascot is More Terrifying?

The Cubs recently announced they are bringing back a mascot to the franchise in the form of “Clark the Cub.” Clark, a name normally reserved for douchebags and Superman, is the first mascot the Cubs have had since Joa, a live bear that remained with the club for only three months. But before Joa the 1908 Cubs had this:

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O terror!

And now the Cubs have this:

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O terror! Terror abounds!

 




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Zach is an egregious malcontent whose life goal is to literally become the London Tube. @itszachreynolds.


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Clark the Cub
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Clark the Cub
2 years 5 months ago

Fuck you all.

concerned
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concerned
2 years 5 months ago

That’s exactly what we are afraid of, Pedobear.

Ronnie Woo Woo
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Ronnie Woo Woo
2 years 5 months ago

What’s up with this drunk rat?!

The Juice
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The Juice
2 years 5 months ago

Clark is crying out for some Bartman style headphones.

olethros
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olethros
2 years 5 months ago
Tom Clancy
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Tom Clancy
2 years 5 months ago

My Clark will get these Clarks from 400 yards with an M24.

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